First off, the new amazing feature length film 'Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death' is now out! It is the further adventures of the most amazing crime fighting force known to man... and the return of the most vicious killing clown machine ever.. that's right, After over 10 years Bo-Bo is back and racking up another body count.. and not only is Bo-Bo back, but in a strange way Rolf Tompson is back also... Basically what I am saying is that this is the greatest film ever made, and it is what I have been doing every day for the last 5 months of my life.. So I encourage you to buy the DVD and show it to your friends and have possibly the best time of your life! (also includes for free: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Me)
Secondly, The complete fukachuk egg machine is now available.. if you have ever wanted to know what I have been obsessing over for the past 13 years, and what I have spent nearly every day of my life building and taking care of.. then look no further. This is a collection of pretty much everything I have done for fukachuk egg machine since 1998. On 4 DVDs you will get:
- All 26 albums that I have released since 1998.
- Almost every song that I have recorded that was never on any of the regular albums.
- That is a total of over 400 mp3s of music I have spent the better part of my life making.
- All 8 short films that were made about the fukachuk mythology. the box, room number four, the pet, the three sticks, the tragedy of mary kettle, implanted, the small things, and planting buttons.
- All 14 fukachuk promo music videos that were made.
- Full length live concert videos from: the pet live, room number 4 live, the tragedy live, and the factory in the city live.
- Also the infamous fukachuk infomercial, and the promotional 'TV' special "Blaise Kolodychuk: A Very Special Man"
And lastly, there is a new SC Entertainment store to make it easy to get anything you crave out of the mighty SC Catalogue.. I hope you enjoy it and buy lots of stuff, not only to keep me busy making stuff, but to help me pay the rent! Send your friends! Tell them how cool SC is! Organize a sit in at your local city hall and sing songs about how amazing SC Entertainment is! It is all up to you my friends... Please keep the dream of SC Entertainment alive, and show the world that people making stuff in their basements is just as viable a creative force as any big shot studio.
The exciting new feature length film from SC Entertainment will soon be available on DVD!
The release date is October 31st.. Halloween...
But if you pre-order the DVD before that date, you will also receive the ultra exciting Original Soundrack CD with your movie!
The package includes: A DVD containing:
Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death (1hr 25min.)
Behind the scenes feature.
and Full length CD soundtrack album (If ordered before October 31st)
All this for the low price of $10 (Including postage and all that)
Follow THIS LINK to pay through paypal with your paypal account or credit card.
The new feature length film from SC Entertainment! The ninth movie with the world's greatest crime fighting team of Beefart & Cheenkaw... They are up against their greatest enemy of all time! Who is this mysterious villian? And what has caused Cheenkaw, Beefart and Laura McKnees to be seperated? Find out all this and more in what may very well prove to be the greatest film of all time! With the talents of: Terence Ramsay, Blaise Kolodychuk, Kristy Lannan, Kelton Kolodychuk, Earl Nakesch, Scott Johns, Jaclyn Cobb, Paul Whittington, Elaine Boyling, Suzie Kenyon, Elizabeth Wall, Ryan Rumsey, Trevor Phillips, Jordan Bearspaw, Andrea Gammon, Liam Gonzalez, Mikaela Kolodychuk-Bridgen, Rene Gonzalez, Isaac Malik, and Emmelia Taylor.
Written, Directed, Produced, and Original Soundtrack by Blaise Kolodychuk.
Here are some pictures from some of the stuff we have been shooting for the upcoming film "Beefart & Cheenkaw - Curse of the Dimensions of Death" It is actually bound to be the greatest motion picture ever made...
We will start shooting the new epic film "Beefart & Cheenkaw: Curse of the Dimensions of Death" this weekend. We will be shooting for the next 4 weeks, with hopes to have a Halloween premiere. This is the long awaited sequel to 'Beefart & Cheenkaw - The Motion Picture" and will feature the return of the amazing triple crime fighting force of Beefart (Blaise Kolodychuk), Cheenkaw (Terence Ramsay) and Laura McKnees (Kristy Lannan), it will also feature a slew of new characters, and some very special old characters from films dating back to the early 90's..... but's that's all secret for now. Beefart, Cheenkaw & Laura will meet some exciting new creatures... Prehistoric Beasts, Mermaids, Zombies, Aliens and even more terrible things await our heros in this new film.
I am ridiculously excited about shooting this, as it is probably my most ambitious project to date...
Here is a teaser for the new film... as I said, we don't actually start shooting until this weekend, so it is pretty abstract for the time being.. however if you have an intimate knowledge of the history of SC, and look hard enough, there may be some clues to what the mysteries surrounding this new adventure may hold.
It was lots of fun. We hung around for 3 days and talked to a lot of amazing people and saw some amazing things... I'm glad we went again. I plan on going next year as well. I find that the people who go to things like that Comic convention, are probably my most favourite people in the world.. I absolutely love them.. all dressed up and weird and having a good time and caring about things they all find important. It seems like a good way of life, and I fully support them. I hope the people who took home some of my DVDs and CDs and stuff really enjoy them. The important thing is that I got to give free DVDs to some kids and got to spend a weekend with my best friends Elaine and Terry, and saw Linda Blair with my own eyes, and briefly met John Amplas, I even briefly met Scott Johns, which was astounding. All in all it was a fun weekend, and a few more people on Earth know about SC Entertainment, and how for almost 30 years a strange man has been making ridiculous things in his basement with his friends.
Don't forget to come down to the Calgary Entertainment Expo this weekend and come see us... and buy all our cool stuff, and give us the emotional support we need to keep going day after day.. year after year..
I am gonna have a bunch of CDs for sale, including the ultra fashionable new fukachuk egg machine CD 'The amazing Ostrich Transit System'.. I will also have loads and loads of DVDs that you need to come get.. such as the ridiculously super amazing SLIM-BOT dvd.. as well as various other old favourites that you need to bring home and put in your collection. And to top it off, the brand new super beautiful new issue of SC MAGAZINE will premiere there.. full of amazing new comics and art from Trevor Phillips, Emmelia Taylor, Vahini Govender, and not to mention a Beefart and Cheenkaw adventure, an Olive adventure, a new Slim-Bot adventure, and even a Mr. Ice Cube comic from myself... basically this is the coolest best issue of SC Magazine ever, and the only place you can get it is at the Entertainment Expo... So I will expect to see you there... who ever you are.
Starts Friday The 17th at 4:00 pm and goes until Sunday at 5:00 pm
It's at the Stampede grounds at the BMO Centre
More info: http://www.calgaryexpo.com/
Have you or someone you love forgotten what it is about SC Entertainment that makes your socks stand up straight? Do you perhaps not even know the gigantic beautiful history of the world's most amazing production company? Well, sit back, and give yourself a treat with the hour and 45 minute long history of SC Entertainment, from it's humble beginnings as a comic company in 1983 in my basement when i was 7 years old, all the way to it's fantastic triumph as a lots of things company in my basement now. Check out 25 years of Mayhem - The Story of Super Cool Entertainment 1983 - 2008.
If you haven't figured out the secret way to watch Slim-Bot on-line for the last while through sckids.ca then I will spill the slim-bot beans and make it easy for you.. you can go watch last years super amazing animated adventure of a life time right now!
I hope you enjoy! It was months of hard work, and has the ridiculous talents of Kristy Lannan, Terry Ramsay, Kelton Kolodychuk, Mikaela Kolodychuk, Elaine Boyling, and the fabulous music of Dan Kitti... and maybe even me!
There is a brand new website from SC Entertainment, just for kids! Just head on over to ScKids.ca and let you and your little ones enjoy the hours and hours of amazing sc videos that are totally suitable and totally fun for kids of all ages!
SC Entertainment is going to have a table again at this year's Comic and Entertainment Expo June 17th - 19th at the BMO Centre in Stampede Park... Go here for more info: http://www.calgaryexpo.com/
It should prove ridiculous fun, as Blaise, Elaine and Terry Ramsay shall man the booth. We shall have various cool things to see and to buy, including all sorts of DVDs, CDS, and publications. If you have a chance, please come down and see us!
To celebrate and promote the brand new Fukachuk Egg Machine record 'The Amazing Ostrich Transit System' There is a amazing new special video presentation entitled "Blaise Kolodychuk - A Very Special Man"
You will see amazing things and watch Blaise Kolodychuk preform (sort of) 3 songs from this up-coming album. In vivid colour and sound you will experience the amazing power of all that is fukachuk egg machine and hear the songs: Chip Shrinking, Sifting Flavour, and Hello Mademoiselle Lizard. Please take some time out of your busy schedule to watch Blaise Kolodychuk - A Very Special Man... you will not be disappointed.
Thank you everyone who got to enjoy a week's worth of free Slim-Bot... I hope you loved it. I have put up the program schedule on the streaming TV page.. so you will know what's going on from now on.. In other news the new fukachuk egg machine record called 'the amazing ostrich transit system' is going to be out in a couple weeks. Here is the super exciting track list:
1. serious lack of goo 2. chip shrinking 3. favourite place 4. box of candy 5. milk shakes 6. special pinecone 7. paint the lamppost 8. house 9. green tail 10. badges 11. ground squirrel hang out 12. space man 13. the ostrich chronicles 14. no bus fare 15. sifting flavour 16. sold out of eggs 17. hello mademoiselle lizard
Also, the new film starring the gentle boneless leg dog, gill boyling, johnny auchie, and a cockroach, titled "Planting Buttons" will also be coming out in the next week... it is kind of horror, animation and weird... pretty much your basic fukachuk egg machine film.
After 2 years of no fukachuk egg machine action, a new album is going to be released coming March... It is a long time in the making, and I hope you will all like it. It is kind of a first record from someone who really liked fukachuk egg machine, rather than a continuation of what happened before.. if that makes sense. There will be more info soon, and possibly a very special video presentation before the release date.. I will keep you posted.
For more info on the massive entity which is the world of fukachuk egg machine, please go to my website, http://fukachuk.com
The newest amazing episode of Space Station Zero is now available to be loved by you and all the children of the universe! It is called Huge and Microscopic and Everything In-Between! Captain Blaise and the gang are all having a good time and getting massively interested about things Big and Small!! Also meet the newest member's of the Space Station Zero crew, Captain Magic Pants, and Captain Kee Kee, who will astound you with amazing feats of magic!
Go check it out now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGbI46heX8Q
This week on the mysterious SC Time machine I will post... Eggs For Sale, by fukachuk egg machine from a live performance in 2006. for more info on fukachuk egg machine and everything it was please go to http://fukachuk.com
As amazing as the internet may or may not be... i can't find a complete bootleg set of every episode from pj katie's farm.. which is possibly one of the best children's shows ever. I can't even find a bootleg dvd of 1 episode for pete's sake... anyway, on the topic of amazing kid's shows... my own little show called space station zero is taking it's sweet time getting new episodes out, and i would like to apologize for that. it is taking longer than expected to get it all made.. and having christmas and everything else to do sets things back as well. I filmed another movie a couple weeks ago also.. it is called planting buttons and will be out at some point.. but again i have gotten ambitious and i need to do loads of miniatures and stop motion and other stuff to make it as cool as it is in my head. it is pretty cool, and back to my old school experimental weirdo horror art house kind of ways... so that will be nice.
Other projects on the go include dinojubilee recording sessions, a new album by me, getting prepared and trying to get some live gigs with dinojubilee. and all sorts of other things that take up more time than i have in a day.