Wednesday, 28 July 2004

July 28 2004

Just thought I would put a strange bit of info up for you all... there is a review of the "near jennifer" movies up on the FILMSKI.NET website... to check it out, click HERE. The whole thing is in Croatian, so I am not sure if it is a good review or not...

Also, the short film we shot this summer, "One with the Fish" is available for download on the R4NT website, so you can go there and download away it's super high quality sweetness. Just click HERE to go there.

thisnothingAnd as you can all see from the cover page, the new fukachuk egg machine album, "boneless leg dog discovers the city" will be hitting stores come August 7th. You can pre order a copy now by E-MAILING ME. I will charge you $5... just because it costs money to make this stuff and send it out... I will update you soon on what retail stores around Calgary will be carrying the new record.. you are gonna want to get a copy, it is simply amazing, if I do say so myself. And to wet your appetite a little, I have a new song from the album available for download right now on the fukachuk egg machine soundclick page. So you should probably go there and download this thing, It is called "This Nothing" and is eight and a half minutes of the most amazing shit you will ever hear. There will potentially be a CD release party at my place on August 7th, so you will be able to get a copy there if you want to... Please e-mail me if this sounds like something you would want to attend. To check out the track listing and lyrics for the new record you can go to the fukachuk egg machine page on this website...

Tuesday, 13 July 2004

July 13 2004

Fukachukdraw021Well the time has come and gone for the big draw for the amazing fukachuk egg machine MP3 compilation and book!!! So what I did was blindfold Amanda (as a unbiased participant) and threw all the names in a small bucket, she one by one picked out five, and the results are below!! If you see your name, then get prepared to receive the grooviest prize any man has ever known!! But if you weren't picked, don't feel bad. I was so impressed with the vast amount of entries that you all made me want to make you all winners. So here is plan B of me being the most awesome musician you have ever known, and perhaps the sweetest and kindest man who ever walked the face of the earth... In the next few weeks the brand new fukachuk egg machine album , boneless leg dog discovers the city, will be released, and i am pretty darned proud of it, i think it may be my greatest achievement yet... so here goes, every single person who entered the draw will be receiving a free copy of the new record... every one of you... and there were a LOT of people who entered. So there you have it. I hope you will all enjoy what's coming to you, I will be e-mailing people soon who's mailing addresses I need...



Tuesday, 6 July 2004

July 6 2004


ON JULY 13th 2004- The ultimate fukachuk compilation will be released!!!!
It includes: 
A 2 disc MP3 compilation including 147 fukachuk songs! That's just about everything ever done....
that is all the music from all 10 albums, plus 21 rare and unreleased tracks!
they are in super high quality 192 kbp/s MP3 format!
but that's not all... oh no.... 
It also includes "Road to the Tree of Reason" an 86 page book that includes all the lyrics from all the albums, plus a bunch of great pictures and the history behind fukachuk egg machine!! HOLY COW! DID I ACTUALLY MAKE ALL THIS STUFF?!?!?! yes, yes I did.
If you wanna buy it, it will only cost you $15.00... trust me that is an amazing price considering what i have to go through to make these, but this is SC Entertainment, so I assure you I will not make any profit!

And would you like to know the best part? I am going to give away 5 copies of this amazing set FREE!!! That's right, just send an e-mail to me at and give me your name and mailing address, and on July 13th I will draw 5 names to become to the recipients of my lifetime of work! Could I be any more amazing? no, no I couldn't.

This is like almost 13 hours of music, this is literally 1000s of hours work on my part... don't miss this chance to find out what all the fuss is about!

Friday, 2 July 2004

July 2 2004


Please CLICK HERE to see the Chelsea memorial page. We will all miss her dearly. All our thoughts go out to Paul and his family during this tragedy.